Friday, January 23, 2009

My Wannabe Post

I've been a total crap blogger lately, due to a pretty nasty cold. So to get you all by until my next brilliantly witty post, I have a steal of a deal for all you mamas out there!
Until next time, much love!

Monday, January 19, 2009

Three Truths

I realized three things this weekend...

1. I should've gone to bloody Santa Barbara

2. I kinda hate The DJ


3. I'm still ridiculously hot for The Jock

More on these three facts when I'm not a "walking cesspool of viral plague".

Until next time, much love!

Thursday, January 15, 2009

Make Up Yo Mind Please!

The Jock is such a trip! One day he's going on and on about how I'm too young for him and asking if I have any older friends that I can set him up with. Blah blah freaking SUCK balls! But then the next day he's inviting me to accompany him to Santa Barbara (if I'm prepared to follow the rules anyway ha ha).
Seriously though...he drives me nuts! Dubbelyew Tee Eff sir?!?
Until next time, much love!

Happy News!!!!!

For some other girl anyway ha ha!
YB is getting married! He proposed to his girlfriend on New Year's Eve. YAY for them! But anyone NOT getting married?! Sheesh!
Until next time, much love!

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Can Men and Women Just Be Friends?

Well if you didn't figure it out from my last post...TGTBT and I are back at the game board once again. We've been seeing a bit of each other again lately and it's actually been pretty nice.
He came over last Monday to watch a little One Tree Hill since his TV is apparently not working. It was a bit awkward, we both stayed strictly to our corner of the couch, but we got through it and actually ended up enjoying ourselves. He left shortly after OTH, asking if he could come back next week to watch.
I talked to him a couple times throughout the next week because he was helping me to find a decent dishwasher for my mom for her birthday, and then installing it as well. Luckily, each time we saw each other was a little less awkward then the last.
He came over again last night for OTH and to change out my dryer plug for me. I made spaghetti and key lime cream cheese pie. We ate dinner and watched OTH. My cousin showed up about halfway through OTH and we all had fun ragging on each other. He left around 9:30 with plans to come back again next Monday saying "...if I don't see you before that anyway" So...apparently we are friends again, and to be honest I'm glad. I absolutely adore the guy and while it may twinge a bit to be near him, especially when he goes in for the goodnight kiss *sigh*, I value him as a friend and I'm glad to have him back in my life. Besides...if nothing else, at least I get my sinks unclogged for free!
Until next time, much love!

Unsolicited Advice

Why oh why does JGG feel the need to give me "dating advice" all the bloody time?!
He asked me about 2 weeks ago how TGTBT was and I told him simply that I didn't know because we hadn't really been speaking lately. He asks how I'm taking it and if I'm sad to which I respond that of course I'm sad, but I'm dealing just fine. Noooo response...
A few days ago I get a facebook email that says...
"How is life Tara? I still need the full update on what Happened with TGTBT....Hopefully you are dealing well with it all."
Ummm well I TRIED to give you the update weeks ago, but apparently you were too damn busy to listen then! I'm absolutely NOT going to repeat myself, yet again, for you! So I respond with...
"Life is fine...dealing fine with it all. Hope you're well."
And JGG again...
"I am sorry it did not work out, I know you really liked him a lot. His loss...let him feel the pain and DO NOT CONTACT HIM AT ALL."
Ugh! That's all he's preached to me from day 1! Don't contact him! Let him feel the pain of losing you! Blah blah freakin' blah blah!
My response you ask?
"That's not really the way I work. I'm not a game player. We took some time to get our heads around everything and are doing the friends thing now. It's still a bit painful from time to time, but he's a good person and we both care a lot about each other so a friendship is better for us then losing each other completely. Hope you're well!"
And you guessed it ladies....noooo response ha ha!
But my question is...why on Earth does he CARE?!?
Until next time, much love!

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

JGG Has Lost His Marbles

JGG has seemingly gone off the freakin' deep end! The other night I'm sitting at home watching some OTH after I put the kids to bed and I get a facebook notification on my blackberry. It was a new wall post from The Jock.
"Sit on me and spin...pony rides for free"
I immediately knew it wasn't actually from The Jock so I just deleted it. But it didn't stop there! Before my slow a** blackberry could even delete a wall post, I had a new one! They went as follows....
"Come over and lets play naked twister"
"Don't be shy...bring it on over here and lets play Mommy and Daddy games"
"Why are you being all know you want it. BAD"
"I will play naughty santa and you can be my elf"
"QUIT erasing my love post's"
"Ride my pony please"
"And then we can cuddle"
"and make pancakes"
"Then we can watch Oprah"
Mind you...I didn't even include the worst ones!!
After the first 1 or 2 I texted The Jock and told him he needed to change his facebook password. Luckily, he was able to change it from his iPhone and kick JGG off, but my question is.....WTF?!?!?!?! Who in the WORLD actually thinks that those posts are in ANY WAY appropriate or funny?? My parents, as well as many of my colleagues, are facebook friends and would be subjected to that crudeness if they happened to look at my profile at 10:00 p.m. SO inappropriate and in NO WAY funny if you ask me!
He did text and apologize the next day. I accept his apology, but I definitely see him in a different light now! And thank Heaven for the blackberry facebook application so that I was able to delete them immediately!
Until next time, much love!

LDB Needs a New GF!

LDB and I have had a pretty rocky relationship since the divorce. Things were pretty nasty for a few months, but once the divorce papers were signed we were able to cultivate a nice friendship for the sake of the munchkins. Until he hooked up with Miss Crazy Pants anyway! Thankfully, they broke up a few months ago and things between LDB and I have gone back to normal. An unfortunate side-effect of the break-up, however, is that now LDB is lonely and, apparently, quite horny. The other night, after dropping K2 off, he asks me point blank...
"Wanna have some sex?"
I simply said "Ewww no!"
Exit LDB.
Until next time, much love!