LDB and I have had a pretty rocky relationship since the divorce. Things were pretty nasty for a few months, but once the divorce papers were signed we were able to cultivate a nice friendship for the sake of the munchkins. Until he hooked up with Miss Crazy Pants anyway! Thankfully, they broke up a few months ago and things between LDB and I have gone back to normal. An unfortunate side-effect of the break-up, however, is that now LDB is lonely and, apparently, quite horny. The other night, after dropping K2 off, he asks me point blank...
"Wanna have some sex?"
AH HA HA HA HA HA NOOOOOOOOO THANK YOU!!!!
I simply said "Ewww no!"
Exit LDB.
Until next time, much love!
~T
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